This is too funny, especially since it is true. The twitter thread is a riot.
But, what really happened? There is some speculation that the software operating the F35 has been hacked. This would explain the immediate grounding of the entire fleet of F35s. And would help explain why the pilot ejected, or was ejected, from the plane. Once the pilot ejected, the plane flew an additional 40 miles before crashing. Hardly a plane in immediate distress that would cause the pilot to eject.
Enquiring minds want to know … the truth is out there.